Dear Matt,
As I lied (lie?) awake last night for 3 hours unable to sleep I came to realize a few things about you.
1. You're very entertaining when you sleep. I thought about going to go watch TV to help me fall asleep, but I quickly realized that the things you do and sounds you make with your nose are far more entertaining then watching infomercials on things like Snuggies and how to water your plant perfectly with a bulb.
2. I have never met someone who has more violent twitches than you, and if I am in the way of them they are very dangerous and painful.
3. You are really patient with me at 4 in the morning when I wake you up to ask you questions like, "What are you dreaming about?", "What are some of your favorite things to dream about?", "Did you miss me while you were sleeping?"
4. Our neighbors get up to go the bathroom a lot between the hours of 3 and 4. Not really about you, but still interesting.
5. When you say you're on your side in the middle of the night, you're really not. You're head might be on your pillow on your side but the rest of your body is on my side pushing me to the very edge of the bed.
Thank you for 3 hours of good entertainment, but I hope this doesn't happen again.
Very tired and lovingly yours,
Meg
6 comments:
hahahahaa!! "did you miss me while you were asleep?" i'll have to ask mark that one.
Haha, cute post Megan.
Hahaha. You crack me up.
You are hilarious! I can totally empathize with you about the sleepless nights. Blake has given me a lot of those lately.
Does Matt still spend Sunday afternoons with one shoe on and one shoe off? That was always a favorite of mine! I hope to meet you one day! Hopefully sooner than later :)
Good to hear I have a friend in the violent twitching world..
Megan, I think you and I should both teach our spouses about sharing the bed... I use about 20% of it thanks to Heather pushing me to the very very edge. Oh well.
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